Guess what! We have another house on top of this one. I've just found it. There are loads of places to hide and so many burrows I could invite friends for a sleep over and never see them until the next day. We could hold rabbit Olympics. I would win the speed running easily and the kamikaze jumps. I am so excited.
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A dog called Ruby came yesterday so I had to stay in the utility room in my basket. She is a cocker spaniel with long floppy ears, even longer than mine, which I could easily have bitten to keep her under control. The person Ruby lives with has an animal beauty parlour so the kitchen smells like garden flowers when she goes. I hope my lot never take me there. Better to have my fur pulled out at home at moulting time and I certainly don't need a bath. They stuck my rear end under the tap once because I have this aversion to eating my caecotrophs. Well, wouldn't you? Anyway, I make sure I am squeaky clean at morning check-up time now. Got them there.
Bang goes my peace of mind. Harve has made his first excursion upstairs. A mat was left too near the staircase and he used it as a link jump. He set off up the stairs like a hare round a greyhound track. He refused to come down for ages so I had to hang about while he investigated every nook and cranny. The mat has been removed but there will be trouble ahead when he plucks up courage to cross the shiny, blockwood floor. He is sitting in the hall now thinking about it.
