Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Who needs clocks.

Weatherwise it's been a mixed sort of day today, warm then blowy with spots of rain. Changes in weather put me out a bit. I can feel when there's going to be a heavy downpour with thunder and flashes. Some dogs and cats make a terrible fuss but not me. I'm a laid back chap most of the time.
And talking about time that's another speciality of mine. You might not know this but I have a magical sense telling me when things should happen. Harry Potter needed a rabbit as a sidekick, not an owl. That was a big mistake. A rabbit would have been able to feel danger looming. Too late now.
Anyway for some weird reason at the end of last year they moved time backwards without telling me. I dashed past them into the sitting room for the 6 o'clock news as usual and felt such a fool when I heard the church clock strike five. Worse still everybody laughed at me. I did the only thing possible at a time like that and zapped into washing mode. Cats learned this trick from rabbits. If in doubt fudge the issue by having a wash. Post Office Margaret in our village says it can take her cats a month to get used to the silly time change. Well, cats! It would wouldn't it. That White Rabbit in the book didn't need a pocket watch to tell him he was late. He should have known. I would.