Harvey's Song For Celia

(and bunny lovers only)

There's poop beneath my table
There's poop between my toes
There's poop inside my litter tray
As everybody knows;
And if I'm feeling lazy
Or bored and naughty too
There's poop stuck to the carpet
As a special treat for you.

They coo and smile and stroke me
As I nibble on my hay
They tell me I'm a good boy
So I do just as I may;
But when I'm watching tele
Or if Celia comes along
I'll keep my poop all to myself
And sing her this new song.