If you have been wondering where I am I have lost my diary. It's usually beside my basket or under my big table so I can jot down notes and keep an eye on those little irritations I need to deal with, but I can't find it anywhere. Somebody has been in an extra tidying mood and interfered with my stuff.
Anyway I had to think up a new way of keeping everybody in touch with my goings on and had a brilliant idea! You'll never guess!! I've taken up film making. Harvey B Rabbit Productions! My lot think the initials, HB, sound too much like a pencil but I think it is quite impressive. Harvey Bunny Rabbit Esq. H B Rabbit CM, BSC (carrot muncher and beetroot stick cruncher). Yes, Lennie, they have eventually found beetroot sticks! I'll need help to put the videos on my blog so you can see for yourself how I spend my time instead of just reading about it. How I speed eat my herb salad. How I make my beds. How I entertain guests from behind my curtain burrow. There's a lot to being a house rabbit especially when you have free range like I do.
Mind you I haven't been allowed upstairs because the Canadian cousins have been staying again. Last time I sort of, well, peed in the corner of the bedroom they were sleeping in. It was my bedroom they were using and it was the only way I could think of to explain. The Norman always wears white socks so I decided to follow them around because they are much easier to see than the dark ones my lot wear. I think he was quite flattered.
OK. Here we go ..... Note the expert toss of the baby carrot for speed munching with my front teeth. See the way I keep my head in position so no-one else can share my stuff. There's more to this than meets the eye, it's not something to undertake casually.
3 comments:
Hi Harvey,
Ian and I have finally gotten settled in our new home here in the UK. The motorcycles are on the road, although not without many trials and tribulations, and we are looking forward to visiting you. Please pass our best wishes along to Michael and Janet. All the best in your search for fresh carrots, cheers, Rachel.
Well, Well ,Well. We were getting a little bit concerned about where you were Harve. And My goodness you really are a beautiful BLACK rabbit. Are you running for Prime Minister here? I thought you were a sort of dark grey (You haven't had a fur rinse have you)Congratulations to the lighting technicians.
Beetroot sticks? ... oh oh give me, give me one. They have discontinued them where I live.
I am being sent to Boarding school next week for a few days - and I have been so as well behaved! I stopped peeling off the wallpaper(I got bored - she kept glueing it back) Though I did have a little go the last time we had lots of visitors. I suppose I was showing off. Well, they were all talking and ignoring me so I thought I would make a bit of noise and... no one laughed.
I love your film Harve. We have a not very good one of me getting up to around 24 miles an hour from one room to the next but she hasn't caught me jumping the cushions yet. Or thudding into oscar mode. Yours is far superior.
I wont let her near me when there is food around.
I can growl for England. She decided growling back was not a good way to go and so I now get the calm Koochy Kooochy hello grumble buns treatment. Or told to go home.
Great to see you back on form Harve. Will look forward to more on my return from bunny school.
Happy Ba Na na Nas and Kurley Kales to you.
Lennie
Harvey is so gorgeous. Wish I could get my teeth into him.
George.
Apologies for bad taste remark.
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