Can I go on living like this? Should I consult the European Court of Rabbit Rights?
Why can't I have my own TV? Why do I have to wait for my tea at a certain time of day instead of when I feel like it?Even when I sit in the place they know is my teatime spot they still don't take the hint. Why do I have to tolerate my back end being checked every day? Why do I have to put up with all the hugs and kisses all day long? Why can't they keep stroking my face and ears for hours on end instead of just for the odd half an hour or so?
Most of all why can't I have my Christmas sock NOW?Harve has had a few of his old problems with his digestive system and has felt a bit grumpy and out of sorts. Probiotics in his drinking water for four days has sorted it and things seem to be back to normal.
2 comments:
Harvey, you have been too kind. You have failed to train your caregivers. You have allowed them to become lax in their activities. Get a grip, Bunny. Have you thought of biting their ankles?
George
BUT you DO have a fantastic warm cooker there Harve to snuggle up to or are they trying to shove you in the casserole? I would think twice about biting their ankles. Sorry George.
I am, I am not really a feeble bunny. Just buttering them up for some banana tonight.. or a bit of dried apple. I will even jump on a lap for it and climb a shoulder.
But don't you think I'll stay there once I have it!
Chistmas Wishes, I have to get back to my cleaning.
Love Lennie
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